He is a man founded upon being Jolly, and the Proposition that all things can be made awkward.
Today we are gathered in solemn assemblage,
To rule on whether a man governed by such ideologies can – Nay, should! – Long perdure.
What shall we say then?
Shall we do away with Pearson that Peace may Increase?
Long Live Pearson.
Long live Pearson the Lau.
A mighty Pearson is our Lau
In Friendship never failing.
Our constant source of Joy and Pain
His Awkwardness prevailing
Alas! We now are late
His birth to celebrate
Twenty-One is now his age
Capri-Sun is all the rage
Drink up our goodly fellow
In our own powers did we trust
To sing his highest praises
Our efforts sure, would fall and bust
All heav’n his grandeur raises
Now to his Class we go
His powers forth to show
Exegesis on a scroll
His virtue we extol
May Pearson Live Forever!
Arranged: Flemming, Glazener, Schannep
Composed: Ye Olde Reformer
1 comment:
i cant belive i missed your birthday. how depressing. pear: HAPPY BIRTHDAY :) from the bottom of my heart.
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