Toward a Healthy Academic Insanity

Dear reader,
Whereupon having engaged in the academic realm for well over several years, Ben Flemming and myself, Pearson Lau, have discovered our God-given brilliance. When in the course of human events which so deems necessary a grand-showcase of utter genius, the creation of a forum for giving to the desperate world that for which it yearns becomes most couth. Yes.

This blog is designed so that you, the reader, can participate in the sparks of revelation that originate at the breakfast table in the Bosom of Abraham and flit throughout our lives on such a consistent basis that humility becomes a most difficult, but excellently practiced, virtue.

But, alas, little did you know reader, by the very act of reading (nay, even viewing...thinking!!) such a blog validates (not validifies) our sheer quintessence. Have we sunk so far as having the need to vindicate ourselves? May it never be! Rather, our conscious bears us witness: we are freakin' awesome. Yes.

Thank you for coming: stay, bask in our greatness, refer us to your attractive single friends, and feel free to purchase from us premium indulgences (now 2 for the price of 1 1/2!).

Good-bye. *slap hands*
Ben and Pearson